Does this happen to you, too?

Via xkcd:

Getting naked in public and saving the earth

Two worthy enough goals, right?

From the Associated Press:

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Portland Police took a waterfront Lady Godiva down a notch this week. Barely. They were getting calls about a nude skater whizzing past tourists and rush-hour commuters.

But you can do that in Oregon, where occasional nude bike rides draw police only for crowd control and shows featuring live sex acts are protected as free speech.

The skater, Gennifer Moss, aka Earth Friend Gen, asked organizers for permission this summer to skate naked in the city of Ashland’s Fourth of July parade. She didn’t get it.

Police told her to tone it down after construction workers complained.

Moss donned a string bikini bottom for the nonce and skated on.

Police say most callers are concerned about her safety.

Wait — construction workers are complaining about naked women?  What’s the world coming to?

More pics and discussion here.

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Caught in the act

We were pretty much finished anyway, which was fortunate.

Josephette’s hands were bound in polyester scarves and tied to the frame.  Of the couch.  In the TV room.  I was still using her favorite dildo on her, though we were pretty much done with the second vibrator.

Myself, I had finished earlier — and really, so had she.  Ten minutes prior, she had been screaming, arching her back, gasping for breath.  Now, though, the screaming was done.  She still had the dildo inside, but I was just slowly alternating between the lowest setting and turned off altogether — drawing out the afterglow a little, relaxing, as we cooled off.  We were both dripping with sweat, lying on the couch, naked as jaybirds (unless you count the scarves around her hands), exhausted and euphoric in the rush of post-sex endorphins.

And then came the voice.

“Hello?  Hello?”  It was coming from the front door.  Oh, snap.  We left the front door wide open, didn’t we?

Important doctrinal question

Exodus 20 says:

17 Thou shalt not ^acovet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s ^bwife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.

So I’m not supposed to covet my neighbor’s wife. And I’m also not supposed to covet my neighbor’s ass.

But am I allowed to covet his wife’s ass?

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(Yeah, I know. Don’t give up my day job.)

Quiz: Anal Sex

Tis the Season

Sacrament meeting

Jeffrey R. Holland tells us that sex is a sacrament. I happen to agree.

And what do we do with the sacrament? Do we give it only to our spouse?