Vote for . . . Bush?

We all know about the free coffee, donuts, and ice cream that you can get for voting.  (Courtesy of Starbucks, Krispy Kreme, and Ben & Jerry’s.)  

But if that’s not enough to entice you to vote . . . how about some free sex toys?  

Yes, if you live in L.A., New York, or Seattle, you can get a free sex toy for voting.  

Babeland, with stores in New York, Los Angeles and Seattle, is offering a pair of self-gratifying incentives for voters who present their registration cards, ballot stubs or “word of honor” that they voted next Tuesday.

The rewards are no-so-subtle reminders of this year’s campaign rhetoric. For men, it’s the “Maverick,” a “sleeve” for self-pleasuring. According to a press release, “He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.” Women can choose the “Silver Bullet” mini-vibrator, which is “a magical solution to difficult problems” and “a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!” The promotion lasts through Nov. 11.

What a great idea for a promotion!

As for me, I’m off to the polls.  Then it’s a quick trip to Starbucks, Krispy Kreme, and the local Babeland. And after that, I’ll be in my room.  Pondering politics, of course.  Please knock before coming in.