Sorry, that’s just too much

I’m quite happy to entertain Emma with her favorite five-speed penis-shaped vibrator (she calls it Charlie).  I don’t mind cleaning up afterwards, either.  But I do have my limits.

When I went to grab a rag to wash Charlie off, Emma said no, just use your hand.  And I balked at that one.  I consider myself a relatively open-minded guy.  But even I draw the line at giving a hand job to a bright blue rubber vibrator.

Emma laughed, and took care of it herself.